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June 14 2017

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This thread omg

I lost it at ‘Japanese grandma inching closer’ 😂😂😂

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Man, I just made fanart for a music bot on Discord.

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this will save you so much time! (and make you look like a pro lol) (here’s the link!)

CTRL+SHIFT+W IS A FUCKING LIE. IT’S CTRL+W. DO IT AND LOSE YOUR SHIT. It will close the entire WINDOW, not the TAB! Ctrl+W will close the TAB.


June 13 2017

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The first blue pigment to have been created in over 200 years will serve as the newest Crayola crayon. “YlnMn blue” was not developed within an arts context, but rather accidentally discovered in in an Oregon State University (OSU) chemistry lab in 2009. Graduate student Andrew Smith made the discovery alongside Mas Subramanian after combining manganese oxide, yttrium, and indium, elements which also serve as the inspiration for the pigment’s name.

YlnMn blue has a unique elemental structure which allows its manganese ions to absorb red and green wavelengths of light, only reflecting back a deep blue. This color is so durable that even when placed in oil or water it does not fade which makes it an attractive and versatile commercial product. The vibrant blue will take the place of Crayola’s yellow Dandelion crayon, which is being retired after a 27-year-run. (Source)

So that’s what it looks like!

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Animal Gaits for Animators by Stephen Cunnane





you shouldn’t look at exhi


@support | @engineering

Thank you guys for responding about the update to the Activity feed <3 I just noticed it and I’m sure it’s been a few days, but thank you so much for adjusting it.

June 12 2017

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My name is Ofelia. Who are you?

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) Directed by Guillermo del Toro


June 11 2017


Apparently Bernie Sanders is being promoted on Fox News.

The Rock is a registered Republican.

Who am I supposed to vote for in the next round of elections???

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apsaras/hua po. who else is out here shipping the actual personas 

(click for better quality tmblr sucks)


(I never got to contract with Apsaras so I didn’t get to be around her prettiness enough to begin to appreciate it.)


Reblog if you would read a book with NO romance arc and a female, asexual main character


Someone said no one would ever read my book because there’s no love triangle. Prove them wrong?

Yes please! \o/ Gimme action, sci-fi, adventure I WANT THE GOOD SHIT.

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Totally here for bi squids. (full article here)

I couldn’t resist



This is Billie the Bisexual Cosmic Cuttlefish!

It was supposed to be part of an entire line of cosmic cuttlefish, but I wound up forgetting about it tbh.






i never realised that The Babadook was accidentally put in the LGBT+ movies section of Netflix i thought we all just collectively decided the babadook was gay for no reason at all

Oh! That’s why?! 😂

Yeah! I saw it on some other website and it explained that it was pretty much just that - put in one of the LBGT categories (because subcats exist) and the internet collectively ran with it. It was… Someone with a taco bell link. @taco-bell-rey, was it you that gained fame?

I’ve been so back and forth about it because Bi erasure is a thing and, in my opinion, the Babadook is mental illness personified soooo… I was like “gods damn it WHY are we once again fucking with the B in LGBT?!” …but then there’s the part of me that LOVES it. I’m conflicted. I feel a bit better knowing the origin, though. 😂

Right?? I’m perfectly content to self-project onto the Babadook - it’s amorphous just enough I feel like this can be a symbol for anyone in the MOGAI spectrum ♥




i never realised that The Babadook was accidentally put in the LGBT+ movies section of Netflix i thought we all just collectively decided the babadook was gay for no reason at all

Oh! That’s why?! 😂

Yeah! I saw it on some other website and it explained that it was pretty much just that - put in one of the LBGT categories (because subcats exist) and the internet collectively ran with it. It was… Someone with a taco bell link. @taco-bell-rey, was it you that gained fame?

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I greeted him at the door on 4" heels, a high ponytail, and a satin apron.

He pushed me into my apartment with hungry kisses and desperate gropes.

I peeled back the layers of a long day at work: briefcase with a thud by the door and the friction of his belt through each belt loop. The buckle jingling as it fell to the floor.

He bent me over the table and thrust himself against my back and ass before unzipping and revealing his excitement to me. I ran the stiletto heel up his inseam while using the mental map of his body to guide my hands to revisit my treasure.

His mouth and hands raced to discover every spot that would make me gasp or moan. I cocked my head and squirmed in the shadow of his stature. The high ponytail danced against my skin.

He grasped my long brown tresses at the tip and recalled all the photos and videos in his wank bank of arched backs and bent necks.

He yanked so hard that he herniated C5-6. During the surgery for my artificial disc replacement, my surgeon found a bone shard 3mm from my spinal cord.

The man who whispered in my ear of how i was “marriage material” moved to Toronto 2 weeks after he damn near made me into a quadriplegic. He closed on a house the day of my surgery.

To this day, I jump when someone puts their hands near my head. My ears ring constantly. And every time I see one of you all post a photo of someone having their hair pulled, I think about all the pain one dumb, badly-executed move caused me.

1. Get consent.
2. Give warning.
3. Grab slowly and smoothly at the roots
4. Movement comes from the wrist (minimizes chance of injury to directional force)
5. If need be, let the person with the hair being pulled hold on to your wrist to either limit your movement or as a failsafe.
6. Over time develop trust with your partner to dial up neck extension, force, or speed.

All that and the fucker never even gave me a single orgasm.

Too important not to reblog


I am so sorry for what you experienced @ifitpleasuresme. Thank you for sharing this wake-up call.

Signal boost. If you go charging into a scene thinking you can act like they act in those gonzo BDSM porn loops, you’re a fool. Always keep the Safe in Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If you are not absolutely sure of what you’re doing in a scene, don’t fucking do it.

Read this people!

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Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.

I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from Facebook and Instagram, my statuses, even the captions. And then interspersed them with animal abuse images, fantasies about beastiality, other fucking disgusting sentiments.

You people found my Facebook, where I listed my wildlife rescue group. You didn’t think, for a moment, that it was odd that none of these abuse fantasies appeared on Facebook. A girl who was apparently willing to put her face, her location, the names of her family her local fucking vet clinic on her zoophilic Tumblr page, strangely had none of these thoughts on a just-as-public Facebook page.

Not one single person thought, “This is a bit odd, maybe I should reach out to this person just to confirm that it’s them.”

You people, high on some fantastical idea of justice, called the authorities. And I did not even know about the existence of the blog until the RSPCA showed up on my doorstep one night.

THEY, thankfully, had the sense to believe me. As soon as they showed me the page and I broke down in tears, they got the idea. So they told me to go to the police. The police palmed me off to ACORN (a cybercrime body) who dismissed the case because “nobody in the images was under the age of 18.”

Meanwhile, Tumblr had taken the page down, only for it to resurface again last year.

I then pursued a civil case. Emailed lawyers in my local city. They advised me only to take it to Tumblr, who shut down the page a second time. No further action was taken.

I never received another call from wildlife rescue because I was unable to prove that I did not run this disgusting blog. Wildlife is my biggest passion in the world and I may never work in that industry until I can clear my name.

So I messaged this page - report-a-predator. They told me to prove it - fair enough. So I sent them EVERYTHING. The screenshots, my emails to ACORN and SAPOL and Tumblr and the lawyers. They did not respond. I emailed them again, begging them to clear my name. They did not respond.

I am furious. I am fucking enraged that this post even still exists on their page, because the actions of this so-called “justice group” has directly impacted the life of an innocent person and they will do nothing to acknowledge it. Not even respond to a simple email. Not even take down the incriminating post.

I know my blog is tiny, I know nobody follows it, I know this will probably never be seen. But I am not going to be silent.

If you’re ever caught up in a whirlwind of pseudo-justice, maybe check the facts first.

Oh, look, another example of callous culture ruining people’s fucking lives.


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